Screaming Lord Sutch Is Alive And Well And Living At Number Ten...
Alan Clayson, unpublished, June 2012
...10, PARKFIELD ROAD, South Harrow, that is – where the mere mortal christened David Edward Sutch had tumbled out of bed just prior to the mid-afternoon newsflash. After keeping his usual Dracula hours, he hadn't exactly laid awake, but there'd been long wakeful periods during that final sanctuary before he'd no longer be able to not credit it.
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