Sir Rod Stewart: "Maggie May? I prefer Theresa May!"
Adrian Deevoy, Event Magazine, 28 May 2017
Wake up, Theresa, I think I've got something to say to you... which is that you may be PM, Mrs May, but you're also "a fair piece". Was there ever a guy who rode his luck like Rod Stewart? From the festival fumble that inspired Maggie May to his VERY refreshed live TV appearance, our naughtiest knight confesses all.
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