Squeeze: Greenwich Fun City
Garry Bushell, Sounds, 18 August 1979
"She used to do a topless/Down at the Surrey Docks/With tassels on her wotsits/She did a t'riffic job/Of raising all the eye-brows/Of every lunch time mob"
– Squeeze, 'It's Not Cricket'
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