Terrorise Your Fans The Pistol Way
Neil Tennant, uncredited writer, New Musical Express, 8 May 1976
GOSH, BLIMEY, what's going on ere? Relax, it's just a friendly Friday night down at the local — the Nashville, Kensington to be precise — and then there's the Sex Pistols getting frisky with their audience.
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