The Minutemen: Buzz Or Howl Under The Influence Of Heat (SST)
RJ Smith, Creem, April 1984
CIVIL DEFENSE QUIZ:
ARE YOU PREPARED?
What should you do in case of a sudden dropping of a nuclear weapon on your neighborhood?
A) Grab a supply of comic books, a six-pack of Yoo-hoo, and head for the cellar; B) Stare at the N-blast for as long as possible; C) Shout for help.
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