The Prodigy: Tor De False
Johnny Cigarettes, New Musical Express, 24 June 1995
Can't make it to Glastonbury this year? Mum wouldn't allow you near the place, huh, or is it, as you've told your friends, you were backpacking in the Andes when tickets went on sale? Either way, KEITH from THE PRODIGY, a, uh, prodigious festival-goer, can help turn your beloved living room into your own private Glasto. JOHNNY CIGARETTES gulps down Nice Nigella's non-alcoholic natural soya lager substitute.
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