Tiffany: Pizzas! "Fairy" Lights! Cosy Jerseys! Grammar "Lessons"!
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 6 April 1988
What does Tiffany get up to while she's knocking 'em dead on the rock'n'roll highway with her "fairy" light extravaganza? "Erm... ahoorgh, well...""reports" Sylvia Patterson."
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