T'Pau: "I was always a bit of a Tragedy-Drawers"
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 13 January 1988
How can this possibly be? Carol Decker from T'Pau is renowned for her "feistiness", being sick in her cowboy boots etc., and yet she's "terrified of dying", says she looks like her dog Jess and thinks she's a Kenwood blender. .
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