What does Sophie Ellis-Bextor write after her autograph?
Sylvia Patterson, The Word, November 2003
"THE CHEWING GUM's two quid a packet… and this," husks Sophie Ellis-Bextor, fondling a tube of Berocca vitamin fizz-up, "is eight fifty. So I'm going to burn Polydor's money today…"
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