Who the hell does GARRY BUSHELL think he is?
Tom Hibbert, Q, September 1992
Here he comes, Mr Lager Top, with his shining nose and monstrous grin and unsupportable beard, talking about "poofs" and "Oi!" and "invalidated Socialism" and useless television programmes. But, before the next round arrives, Tom Hibbert has a good-ol'-East-End-working-class question... Who the hell does GARRY BUSHELL think he is?
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