Broadcast Snooze — Robbie Williams, Spice Girls, Belinda Carlisle, East 17 et al: Capital FM Summer Jam '96, Clapham Common, London
Sylvia Patterson, New Musical Express, August 1996
IF YOU came all the way from Arbroath, which you probably didn't, you'd be calling it Bairns' Glasto. Only without the sex and drugs, but with a minimal suggestion of rock'n'roll and absolutely no ex-members of Flowered Up standing naked on the roof of a Transit pretending to be galactic gyroscopes on Jupiter.
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