Charlie Watts: "The One-Off Merchant"
Lon Goddard, Record Mirror, 18 October 1969
"I'M BASICALLY lazy," said Charlie. “I've never found something I really wanted to do outside the Stones. I know it must sound boring, but it's not. I do waste a lot of time, but I would if I was working in a bank too. I do anyway."
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