Frank Zappa: Baby Snakes
Barney Hoskyns, unpublished, Spring 2004
FRANK ZAPPA was an irrelevant, redundant figure by the late ‘70s. The object of dorkish devotion, Ol’ Silly Beard had meandered off into cul de sacs of muzo noodling and desperately puerile satire.
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