George Clinton: "I was born in a lavatory, so I have a legitimate claim on the funk"
Adrian Deevoy, The Guardian, 23 January 2014
HELLO GEORGE. First things first: what are you wearing?
I got my suit on, baby. I like to change things up every now and then. So I'm well dressed today. Formally attired and real snappy!
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