More Outrages at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Shame! Shocking! Scandalous! Typical. Plus, Another Sinister Cabal Unmasked!
David Dalton, Gadfly, 22 March 2001
NOW WHAT did I do with my invitation? Not that I had any intention of attending (on moral grounds, mind you). The $25,000 a table price tag had nothing to do with it, really it didn't. Still, all in a good cause — or is it? Well, actually the truth about where all this money goes is quite scandalous, but you'll have to wait until after the ceremony. Outrage for dessert.
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