Oasis: The Bruise Brothers
John Harris, New Musical Express, 23 April 1994
The Kinks did it. The Who did it. But no-one does it like OASIS, five lads who won't waste words when a punch will do, and who, incidentally, play classic rock'n'roll like the Mondays mixed with the Beatles at their roughest. JOHN HARRIS ducks the Gallagher brothers' flying fists and hears tales of whores, Eurovision and aggro on ferries.
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