Was (Not Was): Freakshow
Ian Gittins, Melody Maker, 26 March 1988
"BOBBY Maggot was a big attorney/Through the courtroom down to hell he'd journey/Baldheaded piece of garbage that he was/He'll defend you if your money's honest/Do his best, but that's no promise/Off he goes in his Corvette to get a tan/Oh Lord I ask you/What kind of beast is man?"
'Out Come The Freaks'.
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