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LL Cool J, Faith Evans: Grant Park, Chicago

Mark Pringle, Rock's Backpages, July 2005

NOW WE KNOW why the Ladies Love Cool James: it’s not for his remarkably buff 40-something body (though they do love that); not even for his big baby-brown eyes (though they do love those). No, it’s for the width, the length, the sheer girth... of his tongue.

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