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Twisted Sister: Twisted Logic (I'd Say Severely Bent)

David Gans, Record, December 1984

IT IS A fundamental conceit of Heavy Metal that teenagers are a great oppressed underclass, forced to take out garbage, load dishwashers and do homework with little to sustain their spirits but cable TV, video games and the vile, repellent and loud form of entertainment known as Heavy Metal.

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